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Alec Sulkin (@thesulk)
Breaker of Swift Mustache Hairs
I'm in a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it. witstream. somecards. and I'm married.
caprice crane (@capricecrane)
Novelist/Screenwriter/TV Writer/ Facebook: http://t.co/zvcnsdwpsG Instagram: http://t.co/Kenh8EsAXO
When coworkers piss me off, I start sending them very serious work-related emails with a blank subject line. Don't fuck with me.
JD Crowe (@CroweJam)
I'm going thru that awkward phase between creepy young guy and creepy dead guy. http://t.co/FfddsC0oa7 You can also follow me at @crowetoons
Well groomed anarchist.
shelby fero (@shelbyfero)
I'm not too crazy about me either. http://t.co/U0McRa5BxH
Megan Amram (@meganamram)
it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Pax Paxochka (@Paxochka)
Я здесь не для вас, я здесь для себя. Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate
Angela Helga (@AngelaHelga)
I'm an organ donor, but I'm pretty sure all they're going to use is my liver for *after* photos.
Jonathan Sloan (@MrBigFists)
This one goes out to all you amnesiacs out there and I don't think you know who you are.
Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
Brian Soto (@TrainedHedonist)
Writer, semi-retired amateur lawn dart player. Will sleep for food. Neurotic purveyor of wordsmithing for TV, print, @Lifecoachers, Witstream, Someecards
Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)
Writer, proud Texan, asshole and owner of 2 dogs. Follow me on Instagram: jennyjohnsonhi5
Candy Crisis (@CandyCrisis)
I'm terrified of watermelons.
Fake AP Stylebook (@FakeAPStylebook)
Style tips for proper writing. contact: fakeapstylebook at gmail dot com. No submissions, please. All material copyright The Bureau Chiefs, LLC.
Welcome to my period tracker! Visit me on WitStream - http://t.co/9JfD2tjKd5
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